The Bureaucracy of 3

4 individuals. 4 perspectives. For the greater good. We are the Better Brothas Bureau. Join us.

AJ Moses

AJ Moses is a 24 year old child and father who may not need introduction one day, but for now will provide one in the 3rd person (he realizes he sounds like kind of a dickhead doing so, and thanks you in advance for sticking with this anyway). Yes, that is his real last name.

He is a writer of some kind with a somewhat unorthodox take on life and thinks that laughter is the only thing that keeps most of us anywhere close to sane. Besides being the mind behind (undermyfitted…), AJ is the author of two books, "Fresh Uncensored Critical Knowledge for Your Life" and "What to Expect When You're Expecting (the Worst)". He promises his upcoming third book title will be much shorter, because he didn't really think through how many times he'd have to type these names.

The stellar seal of the mighty hat.

Despite becoming a college slipaway after rising over his almost-mater Morgan State University, AJ is also a Ph.D (philosopher-degenerate) in Real Life Genre Savviness, a degree he obtained after over 2 decades of intensive study at the University of Real Life. He is never (ever) spotted without his hat and his smartphone. He also just happens to be a black man, something he honestly isn't always sure how to feel about.

In his spare time, he enjoys writing, the Dallas Cowboys, spreading his gospel of assholectualism across social networks such as Facebook and maybe even Twitter, taking pictures of random nonsense in the streets, making real 3D folk laugh, his fairly new family of a functional wife and accidinfant child (sometimes), not being called "Anthony" if you're not his mommy, and many other things best discussed on his personal e-soapbox www.undermyfitted.com, which, like him, is guaranteed not safe for work.

If you actually read all that, he...I...really thank you for being bored enough to find out more about me. Peace.

 

     Young Rilla

What's up fellas? My name Young Rilla.. at least that's what most people call me... I'm the resident niggalectual on the team. I hail from Gary, Indiana but Chicago's been kind to me*. Like most smarty art niggas, I'm a rapper. Ooooh a rapper.. I know right? Shiny! No but really, you should check me out if you like that kinda stuff...

*Doooo ittttttt......

Moving right along as we sometimes do.... Some of you have heard of my home. Others of you have been robbed there. Whichever the case, I intend to shine a light on the plight of the Black Man in America from a perspective that most only get to hear about from liars and con-men on the radio.(Ugghh...I hate rappers...)
What do I bring to the table?
Italics. Also, I'm a thinker, writer, half-assed comedian, and charlatan  Wait, scratch that last one.  I love to share my ideas. Most of my thoughts (that don't rhyme) just so happen to be either sarcastic and hilarious or deep and insightful, or some weird combination of the two. If I can strike a nerve with something I've written, I've done my job. And if you're reading this, you should be asking yourself "Hell, isn't that what the internet is for??" Add/Follow me on FB and Twitter. Instant lulz.

Where am I going?
Preferably to the top, and as soon as possible. Along with my brothers-in-arms at M3 INTeractions, I use music as a tool to elevate the consciousness of our generation. A lot of maturity and intelligence has been missing from hip-hop music and I feel as if it's my duty to correct that. I wasn't "raised" on one-dimensional music and so I don't make it. From the club speakers to your earbuds or car stereo, I would hope that whatever you hear from me could make the quality of your Friday night AND your life much better. #RILLTALK 

 

Welcome to the Mind of a Gifted Child       Willie Wasted

"O Him, WillieWasted is a dog, and he trifflin and he never consider wifin',
Gold diggin' cold nigga and His mood he never brightened. Always runnin' game spit like he so enlightened"

Fuck You Trick and Get off My Shit

So Check It, Im the CONTROVERSY to The Brothas Bureau...... WillieWasted, it's A Pleasure to Meet ya
Born and Raised in Boston MA, 02126
Poppa Was a rolling Stone..... Na he actually was a good Guy and took care of His Fam 0_o
"BUT IM BLACK" Whaaoooooooo Buddy
I say What I want, Do what I Want and Nobody can't Tell me NOTHING!

BECAUSE

I********** I'M A STAR ************
***** I SHINE IN DARKNESS******
********* WITH OUT ME **********
******THERE'LL BE NO LIGHT*******
*********IF I WAS WRONG**********
*******THERE WILL BE NO RIGHT*******
****I'M HIS GIFT TO THE WORLD****
****I KEEP IT SHINNING BRIGHT*****

Im Really a Nice Guy and I just Want ppl to Like My Blogs :-)